Vaminos!

"Let Me Entertain You"

Summers gone and The Pool Leagues here
There’s nothing for promoted teams to fear
Bring yer cues and get down here
Noddies
Home against The Galleon
Need to take some Valium
Whilst waiting for this Wolverton bunch of Queers

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

If you aint turned up by half past nine
You’ll need a better alibi
Than ‘Gone to see Wobbie’, Aye!
You twats
We played with The Rangers until
We had to top up on our pills
We’ll happily have 11-0
Take That!

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Look us up in the yellow pages
The RAFA Stingers under ‘Pool Aces’
Oh and ‘Pleasers of MK’s Ladeeez’ yeah
You’ll find us down on Tattenhoe Street
Waiting for a game, we might be asleep
Ne’ermind we’re top of the league, my dear
Your asses may have been tanned, but you would have learned
We’re TWICE as big and scary as what you have heard
Mark and Jody are quite small but they can be bad
But the rest of our crew are right big lads

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
We may be good We may be outta sight
But you could have showed your fucking faces tonight
We may be portrayed as the leagues villains
But we’re more entertaining than that cunt Williams
So come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
So come on let me entertain me
Let me entertain you
Come on come on come on come on